Need a bae to send dirty snap chats to. Cute selfies with “need your dick in my throat” or “sit on my cute face, boo” text.
I’m so romantic.
The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.
I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.
Bonus points: Tell them you think it’s cute when they get so angry.
Extra credit: Tell them to “calm down.”
*cha cha’s real smooth away from academic responsibilities*
mom: get off the computer! you been on it all day!