enigmaticfrenzy:

Need a bae to send dirty snap chats to. Cute selfies with “need your dick in my throat” or “sit on my cute face, boo” text.
I’m so romantic.

this-one-laydi:

look at seth rogan’s face it just screams”I have been chosen”
readmyquiet:

Ughhh

lightandlark:

ameliadoesaninternet:

veruca-assault:

ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

Bonus points: Tell them you think it’s cute when they get so angry. 

Extra credit: Tell them to “calm down.”

darkskinblackgirls:
You secret love white guys huh?

readmyquiet:

pinkvelourtracksuit:

sorry

but

black

men

shit

all

over 

white

men

bye

cracker! 

Yes we do! Lol

surprisebitch:

*takes mirror selfies in front of every side of the house*

zirastiel:

*cha cha’s real smooth away from academic responsibilities*

betterthankanyebitch:

mom: get off the computer! you been on it all day!

me:

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